“God in His wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.”
Ogden Nash, “The Fly”
What started off like any other Monday morning was met by this incredulous scream. Abbers, with this look of horror on her face, runs out of the room to find her Daddy. I look back to the couch where she had previously been sitting eating her morning yogurt. “hmm” was my reply, not really knowing what prompted the scream. Then I see this fly go by. “Could it have been the fly that scared her?”
She returns moments later with her Daddy and begins to quickly, and in words I have never heard before, describe the incident that had just taken place.
I proceed to tell Lover that she must have seen a fly by her yogurt.
He walks over and picks up the yogurt container off the table looks inside and finds nothing there. He takes a few bites to show Abbers that indeed her yogurt was fine. She would not accept this and refused to eat her yogurt.
Daddy told her that he would let her have a new one.
Within minutes they return not only with a new cup of yogurt, but with an oversized fly killer! I mean fly swatter J
“I guess, NO ONE is gonna mess with her yogurt again!”…………………………........................
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